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[THE MANIFESTO] [VOL.01]

WEBACKARTISTS.

Artist = anyone who's mastered their craft. Creatives, musicians, entrepreneurs, athletes, thinkers, doers. The ones who push past the norm.

[THE COSMOLOGY]

SAVINGTHE UNCLES.

Uncles are a rare and magnificent specimen. Creatives. Thinkers. Doers. The kind of men who get up before the alarm, finish what they start, and still show up on Sunday.But the supplement industry has failed them. One hundred and ten percent of all the bullshit supplements out there, and only one percent of them actually work. The rest is chalk, fillers, and marketing designed for people who don't know any better.Uncles know better.Uncles exists to fix this. Premium blended supplements built for the Uncle who sends it hard and refuses to pay the price. No fillers. No kak. No explanation required.Ja nee. Not on our watch.
"A LOST BREED.LIKE BIGFOOT."
[THE STAKES]

THESE AREREAL CONCERNS.

The Uncle is going extinct. Not because he stopped showing up. But because the supplement shelf stopped showing up for him. Protein powders that taste like regret. Pre-workouts that make your face tingle and then do nothing. Recovery formulas that recover nothing.

These are real concerns. We did not make these up.

Save the Uncles. That's the whole plot.

  • How will surfers keep sharks at bay?
  • How will mountain bikers send it?
  • How will families eat?
  • How will planet Earth keep spinning?
  • Winters will be colder. And yes — you guessed it — summers will also be colder.

THE PLAN.

Do not fear. We have a plan to save the uncles. It involves perfectly crafted supplements, brewed in volcanoes. Let's save the uncles. Together.

[ENTER THE SHOP]
[AT OUR CORE]
01

OVERVIEW

Uncles was founded on a single mission: to create awehness for all mankind. We connect with artists, entrepreneurs, business owners and communities — to explore the news, different industries, ideas, and what it actually means to be an artist in the year of our Lord.

02

ACCESSIBILITY

We work in partnership with entrepreneurs, businesses, artists and collaborators to create a more informed public — one challenged and invigorated by a deeper understanding of events, ideas, and cultures. Translation: we make stuff that doesn't suck and we let everyone in.

03

COLLABS & SPONSORS

Uncles aligns itself with industry-leading ambassadors, like-minded individuals, and sponsorships to maximise reach. The bigger the reach, the bigger the awehness. The bigger the awehness, the more uncles we save.

[THE UNCLES CREED]

THE UNCLES
CREED.

I'm a man of my word. I make a promise I keep it. I'm responsible for everything in my life & that gives me the power & control to change my circumstances.

I lead when called upon & follow when I must. I show respect to my fellow man, demand respect back & grovel to no one.

I protect those who can't protect themselves. I leave others better than I found them. I have high standards of expectations, tremendous attention to detail & I'm driven to dominate life.

I understand that the most valuable asset in life is my reputation & I will protect this with every move I make.

I am the Modern-Day UNCLE.

[UNCLE-UP]

JOIN THE TRIBE.

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